As a new blogger, I would like to take this chance to start my blog in a very uncreative way. From here on out I will be referring to myself in third person while I tell you everything you need to know about me and this blog.
Abigail Cole has a few obsessions that will most likely appear in her blog from time to time.
First and foremost would be actor Johnny Depp. If any of you readers don’t know who Johnny Depp is, the first thing you need to do when you come out of your sheltered hole is watch the movie Sweeney Todd. Yes, it is a musical. Yes, it is directed by the amazingly talented Tim Burton. And Yes, I will be writing a review of the movie in the near future that absurdly overuses the word “awesome.”
Secondly, Abby Cole has recently become enraptured with the YouTube musicals “A Very Potter Musical,” “A Very Potter Sequel,” and “Me and My Dick.” All of which are done by the totally awesome Team StarKid. How long this obsession will last for Abby Cole remains to be seen. Expect lots of posts about their awesomeness.
Lastly, if you couldn’t tell from the name of the blog, Abby Cole’s favorite song of all time is in fact Defying Gravity from the show Wicked. She often imagines how stellar it would be if she could go back and time and write the song before anyone had ever heard about it. Let me tell you: It would be out of this world. This song has been sung by many people. Abby considers these three versions to be the best:
– Kerry Ellis
– Idina Menzel (Of course)
– Glee’s Lea Michelle and Chris Colfer
Moving on from obsessions that will pop up more than occasionally on this blog, Abby would like to mention what sort of topics she will be writing about.
Every once in a while Abby Cole has an unanswerable question pop up in her head that nobody seems to know the answer to and that won’t stop bugging her. These questions will be up for discussion semi-frequently. Other than that, Abby Cole will talk about certain personal experiences that are either infuriating or really funny. If Abby sees a particularly good movie or reads a great book, she will write out a review for it (same goes for if it is very bad). On top of all this, certain political issues and moral questions will be ranted about.
The first blog will be written and posted soon, so stay tuned.
In the past, many horrible situations have arisen due to articles my mother has read online. Of late, the worst has occurred. Apparently, somewhere out there in the web-o-sphere is an article which states that everyone should save water (and therefore the environment) by not flushing after doing #1. To this I say, “Wait– WHAT? That’s just disturbing!” Not flushing after peeing cannot possibly be hygienic! You know those commercials for toilet bowl cleaner where they make germs in the toilet blue so that you can see them and they are literally all swimming towards you in a haze of disgusting-ness? Yeah, well that’s with the toilet EMPTY. I don’t want to sit on top of actual pee germs! Especially not somebody else’s pee germs. All I can picture now when I go to the bathroom is blue and yellow parasites fanning out and sticking to my bottom. And that is just wrong.
